I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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When I started as a color man in the booth with CBS, I would make footballs out of a roll of toilet paper.
Terry Bradshaw
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, and then you have lumpy tiles.
Dan Phillips
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You know, I've been to some superstars' houses, and I've been really disgusted when I see their platinum discs hanging in the toilet. They're just there on the walls glaring at you when you're trying to be occupied with other things.
John Lydon
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One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.
Rita Ora
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You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
Art Donovan
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Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
Liam Neeson
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France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
Sandra Bullock
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When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat.
Zach Anner
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I've got four kids - I unblock a toilet every day.
Eddie Marsan
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