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Jay Leno Quotes

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 28, 1950

Topics

Dog You Bad Want Toilet Breath

I like to make the most out of every single second.

Single Out Make Like Second Most

Aggressive, tough and defiant may describe me, but that leaves the impression I'm mean and I'm not. People expect me to have fangs.

People Me Tough Aggressive Mean May

Surely the job of fiction is to actually tell the truth. It's a paradox that's at the heart of any kind of storytelling.

Truth Heart Job Kind Storytelling

We built Bonobos, with more than a few dozen customers and counting, and the industry we were disrupting didn't seem to care. Then we 'sold out' to Walmart. Abracadabra. The red carpet rolled open.

Red Care More Open Out Industry

A lot of people talk about the Fab Five, and they were wonderful, one of the best teams you'll ever see in college basketball. But the '89 team is the best one to ever play at Michigan in my opinion because they won the national championship. Winning a championship is winning a championship.

Best People College Team Opinion

I felt my father's presence with me, helping me to commit to paper the feelings I had. I really heard my father speaking to me from the other dimension.

Father Me Feelings Presence Paper

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.

Life My Life Trying Come Been Make

No one iced their body in professional wrestling before me. I did it because I was 35, 36, 37. I was already what would have been considered an old timer.

Diamond Dallas Page

Me Body Professional Wrestling Old

I started doing theater at the age of six. I also took tap and jazz lessons. I refused to take ballet, which is one of my biggest regrets to this day.

Brandon Uranowitz

Age Day Doing Jazz Regrets Started

What's great about comedy, obviously, is that you set up a situation that people assume one thing and then you break the assumption. That's basically the backbone to comedy. You set up a situation, let people make an assumption, and then you break the assumption.

Great People Comedy You Situation

I hate the idea of labels and saying you are member of one party or another and signing up to all sorts of policies that you don't have a view on or don't believe in. Because I'm not a politician, I don't have to be consistent in what I say and how I behave.

Armando Iannucci

Hate Saying Believe View You Party

I sing every day, on a regular basis.

Day Every Day Sing Every Regular

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