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Mother-In-Law Quotes

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

Relationship Great Mother-In-Law Both

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

Family Mother-In-Law Centre

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind.

Wrinkles Blind Looks Mother-In-Law

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

Life Car You Mother-In-Law Will

It's funny, you know: my mother-in-law, who doesn't have an ounce of nerd in her, is just so excited by the fact that I write 'Batman' because she'll see an article about me in the 'Washington Post' or 'The Wall Street Journal' or something. And that means so much to me.

Funny Me You Wall Mother-In-Law She

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

Moving Mother-In-Law Said Her Keep

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

Wife Man Proud Mother-In-Law Behind

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law.

Benjamin Walker

Mother-In-Law More Star Film Your

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something.

Daughter You Mother-In-Law Sides Own

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed; I never knew they worked.

Down Mother-In-Law Never Well Knew

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

Man Mother-In-Law Successful Man

My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.

Patricia Heaton

Me Mother-In-Law Sitting Hand She

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all.

Think I Can Mother-In-Law Now Irish

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.

Change Year House Mother-In-Law Her

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Travel Back Mother-In-Law Airport

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

Mother-In-Law Never Conscience Whose

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Good Be Kind Hotel Mother-In-Law Pay

I'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.

Saying Mother-In-Law She Breathing

I went from resenting my mother-in-law to accepting her, finally to appreciating her. What appeared to be her diffidence when I was first married, I now value as serenity.

Value Serenity Mother-In-Law Now Her

I cook mostly vegetarian vegetable and bean stews. Quinoa salads. I make my mother-in-law's recipe for chicken and barley stew all the time.

Time Mother-In-Law Chicken Vegetarian

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Home Hell House Mother-In-Law Said

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved.

Father Wife You Mother-In-Law Know

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

Work Down Mother-In-Law Oil Hot She

My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye.

Smile Me Eye Speak Mother-In-Law

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