Les Dawson Quotes

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.'

Les Dawson

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: February 2, 1931 - June 10, 1993

Topics

MovingMother-In-LawSaidHerKeep

But hey, controversy - well, it hasn't hurt me in 50 years.

Joe Arpaio

MeHurtYearsControversyWellHey

I don't really consider myself a black man in Hollywood. I live in Brooklyn... and on purpose.

Jeffrey Wright

LiveMyselfManPurposeBlack

It's a mistake to think that Dexter is nice.

Jeff Lindsay

MistakeThinkNiceDexter

A minimum wage leads to higher levels of unemployment.

Steve Hanke

Minimum WageUnemploymentWageHigher

We think, fundamentally, that the future story of Latin America, not only of Mexico but for all of Latin America, will be constructed from the bottom - that the rest of what's happening, in any case, are steps.

Subcomandante Marcos

FutureRestStoryThinkAmerica

Allowing yourself to smile takes 99% of the effort.

Simon Travaglia

SmileYourselfEffortTakesAllowing

It was so hard to survive - moving so much, not having many friends. But I loved my skating.

Tonya Harding

MovingSurviveLovedFriendsSkating

When I was In high school, I became interested in Greek mythology. I had to know all about the exact dates of all the history.

Rob Van Dam

HistorySchoolHigh SchoolKnowHigh

It is easy for Americans to forget a simple fact that is very clear to the people around the world that yearn to live in this country: America is the best country in the entire damn world! It deserves to be made great again, because America is, in the words of President Ronald Reagan, 'the last best hope of mankind.'

Milo Yiannopoulos

LiveHopeGreatBestSimpleWords

I've never been willing to commit to more than one at a time, because I just don't know - I don't plan the books out ahead of time. So I have no idea how much ground we'll cover.

Diana Gabaldon

TimePlanKnowAheadMoreNever

Emotion creates reality, reality demands action.

Brian Eno

ActionRealityEmotionDemands

I can't grill vegetables, shellfish or steaks without tongs. Don't bother with those long-handled grilling tongs normally found in the BBQ section of your home store. Get intimate with your grill and opt for the regular stainless steel tongs.

Bobby Flay

HomeVegetablesSteelWithoutGet

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