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Josh Billings Quotes

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 21, 1818 - October 14, 1885

Topics

Good Be Kind Hotel Mother-In-Law Pay

If you cannot have fun on a set and enjoy what you're doing, you're better off giving it up.

John Rhys-Davies

Fun Have Fun Better Giving Doing Up

In England, unless I am mistaken, I think some of the politicians who love classical music and opera are a bit loath to be seen there in case people think it is elitist. That is a real shame because it also means we are not allowing our politicians a hinterland that an earlier generation, a Denis Healey, would have taken for granted.

Love Music I Am People Think Shame

Hamilton is my favorite political entrepreneur.

Travis Kalanick

Political Entrepreneur Favorite

Valor lies just halfway between rashness and cowardice.

Miguel de Cervantes

Courage Halfway Valor Just Lies

Hair color is the easiest way to change your appearance, but a bad dye job might draw more attention to you.

Change Job Hair Color Attention You

Every time I appoint someone to a vacant position, I make a hundred unhappy and one ungrateful.

Time Unhappy Someone Ungrateful Make

When I wear the national team shirt, its sole contact with my skin makes it stand on an end.

Team End Stand Skin Contact Shirt

I have been able to play a lot of guys and they have kept me working.

Donald Sutherland

Me Play Working Been Able Guys

I read certain articles about how all of the new filmmakers are immediately being given massive tentpoles, and there's a lot of original movies that we have now lost as a result of this. I don't want to call it a fad because I think it's a good thing. I think the movies are better as a result.

Colin Trevorrow

Good Think Better Result Lost New

The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by childish faith, and by cowardice.

Clarence Darrow

Life Fear Faith Hope Easy Alive

The Cool Kids are Chicago. Me being from Michigan is a part of that dynamic.

Me Cool Chicago Being Dynamic Kids

Going into 'Details' magazine to pitch concepts for a potential photo shoot was one of the most nerve-wracking things I had ever done. I didn't really know what one did in a pitch, how they were structured, etc., and that freaked me out big time.

Time Me Potential Details Know Done

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