Les Dawson Quotes

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

Les Dawson

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: February 2, 1931 - June 10, 1993

Topics

WorkDownMother-In-LawOilHotShe

When baseball is no longer fun, it's no longer a game.

Joe DiMaggio

BaseballFunGameLonger

If you talk to any filmmaker, and if you said to them, 'I guarantee you x amount of money per month for the rest of your life, and it's not a big amount of money, but I can also guarantee that you will work continually, you will get to make what you want to make,' any filmmaker on the planet will make that kind of deal. I would have made it.

Steven Soderbergh

LifeWorkMoneyRestYouI Can

Flashbacks rarely involve language. Mine certainly didn't. They were visual, motor, and sensory, and they took place in a relentless, horrifying present.

Siri Hustvedt

PresentLanguagePlaceRelentless

I'm just a normal fellow who gets punched in the face for a living and gets punched really hard at times as well. But you know what? I'm all right at punching them back.

Tony Bellew

FaceYouBackKnowLivingRight

I couldn't have cared less about Gucci when I first went there - but soon after I arrived, I cared a lot.

Tom Ford

GucciFirstSoonAboutLessAfter

I do have moments when I like to relax, but I'm always moving, and that has always been the case since I was a boy.

Roberto Firmino

RelaxMovingMomentsBoyAlways

Yeah, I love Los Angeles.

Lorne Michaels

LoveLos AngelesYeahI LoveLos

Furthermore, it is significant that the marked characteristics of this race are being here emphasized most.

Josiah Strong

RaceBeingHereSignificantMost

We're a staple in the American music culture. Like us or not, we're here to stay.

Jonathan Cain

MusicCultureAmericanStayHereUs

I prefer to imagine that my wife, a few friends, and occasionally my mom are the only ones who read what I do, though I realize that this is somewhat unrealistic.

Chris Ware

WifeMomFriendsRealizeImagine

The cultured man is an artist, an artist in humanity.

Ashley Montagu

ManHumanityArtistCultured

He is not a true man of the world who knows only the present fashions of it.

Woodrow Wilson

ManWorldPresentTrueOnlyKnows

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