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At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.

Eric McCormack

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I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I didn't see how we could make the show light and funny any more.

Judd Nelson

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It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy.

Claire Danes

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The whole thing about dating was the scariest thing in the world. And I would tell my friends, 'I'm never going to find anyone. Where am I going to find someone? By now, I'm 59 years old. Where do you meet men?' It was really funny. So I just focused on myself.

Tina Knowles

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I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.

Jean Dujardin

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I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years.

June Lockhart

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It's funny - sometimes people think we, as actors, have this wide range of choices of the roles we're doing, and in a lot of ways, when you're a younger actor, or just if you want to make a living in the business, you take your opportunities where they come.

Mike O'Malley

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Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Denis Leary

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Comedy is subjective, and any joke can be funny.

Phoebe Robinson

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I just think that it's such a good show and timeless and still very funny, and that just makes me happy to have that whole first season in one concentrated space for people to enjoy so that it's not hit and miss trying to find it in syndication always.

Jenna Elfman

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Sometimes I want to be completely outlandish and funny, but sometimes I feel the need to prove myself as a rapper.

Lil Dicky

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It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.

Tori Spelling

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Fred Allen

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

Jay London

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I've been invited to appear on Letterman, but they wanted me to talk about a funny videotape of Congress. 'Bring us your outtakes!' That's not our job.

Brian Lamb

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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Tim Allen

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If I think something's funny, I try to mold it into a joke as soon as possible. Once I have a joke, I say it a million different ways on stage until I find a rhythm and it feels like it's as good as it can be.

Michael Che

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Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny.

Jane Lynch

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I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

Mila Kunis

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Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

Doris Lessing

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There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

Pierce Brosnan

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I love nothing better than a dirty cartoon. I think that it's really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that's usually directed towards children.

John DiMaggio

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There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny.

Lil Rel Howery

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Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.

Tracy Morgan

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