Funny Quotes

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

Arthur C. Clarke

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There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.

Jim Gaffigan

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Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it.

Nikki Glaser

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If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.

Amber Valletta

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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

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In real life, comedians aren't funny.

Michael Showalter

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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Chevy Chase

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To me, when something's really funny, there's, like, a wildness to it, and it's very close to the wildness of something potentially tragic or gross. It's all very close to each other when you have that extreme level of feeling.

Perfume Genius

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'Danger Girl' can be ridiculous, but sometimes it's funny.

Megan Fox

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In something like 'Frank,' which is a comedy, albeit a strange and emotional one, you can absolutely put in deleted scenes, and we did because they were just funny and great, but they weren't necessary in the overall structure.

Lenny Abrahamson

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The musicals that I loved, growing up - many, many. 'Singing in the Rain,' of course, is a classic, I love 'Meet Me in St. Louis.' I love 'Funny Face,' Stanley Donen's beautiful movie. It's really countless for me.

Rob Marshall

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It's funny, because '1600 Penn' was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer and I wanted to see what people were enjoying and not enjoying as a means to an end, right?

Josh Gad

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For as long as I can remember, I've had John Michael Higgins in my brain in the funny department.

Briga Heelan

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I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys.

Joe Jonas

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My studio, nicknamed 'Funny Farm,' is in a hidden location. It's very private. Not only do I create my photography there, but it is also where I write my books and create music.

Nikki Sixx

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I was raised by extremely strict - but also extremely loving - Chinese immigrant parents, and I had the most wonderful childhood! I remember laughing constantly with my parents - my dad is a real character and very funny. I certainly did wish they allowed to me do more things!

Amy Chua

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Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.

Guy Pearce

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Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man.

Monica Crowley

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It was pretty clear that I was a funny guy, just as a guy.

Chevy Chase

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Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.

Shigeru Miyamoto

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The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.

Melanie Chisholm

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Shakespeare wrote great plays that we're still watching all these years later. Charlie Chaplin made great comedies and they are still as funny today as they ever were.

Leonard Maltin

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley

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Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.

Josh Tillman

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