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Tim Allen Quotes

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 13, 1953

Topics

Positive Funny Good Men Lie Liar

Once you trust in yourself, you automatically want to go outside of yourself.

Trust Yourself You Go Want Outside

Yes, every venture is always filled with apprehensions. But if we were to conduct ourselves continuously on that aspect, then we would lose the most important reason to be in this profession: to challenge the art of and be part of what is commonly known as our creative instincts.

Amitabh Bachchan

Art Challenge Creative Lose Reason

There's so much mudslinging going on, and people get so turned off by that. It seems like neither party is aware of that. They're too concerned with blasting each other.

People Party Going Get Off Aware

Steak and Shake in Indianapolis is definitely the first stop when we hit that city.

City Stop First Steak Shake Hit

My family wanted church to be a place where we all went together. My dad was always traveling, and my mom was always working. School is where I did Bible classes and studied God.

Family God Together School Mom

I only want to debate people who are more powerful than I am.

I Am People Powerful Debate Want Am

We are the worst of fools if we do not teach every child to become truly expert, deep readers.

Child Deep Fools Teach Become Worst

Trying to launch a career as an artist is like trying to run through a crowd holding hands with five people. It's so difficult.

People Hands Trying Artist Career

My whole family is in orthotics and prosthetics, so I grew up having to check for scoliosis every week. 'Come over. Let me feel your spine.'

Family Me Feel Week Over Up

You learn from mistakes.

Mistakes Learn You

Scientists are very afraid of being proven wrong.

Donald Johanson

Wrong Afraid Being Very Scientists

I talk to people of different ages, and a guy who's 38 who says, 'I could've played Major League Baseball, but I had this knee injury...' Yeah, probably not. It's a big thing with men and sports, where they think they could have touched that thing.

Christopher Guest

Sports Men Baseball People Think

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