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Michael Che Quotes

If I think something's funny, I try to mold it into a joke as soon as possible. Once I have a joke, I say it a million different ways on stage until I find a rhythm and it feels like it's as good as it can be.

Michael Che

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 19, 1983

Topics

Funny Good Think Find Say Possible

Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.

Ann Coulter

Work Republican Nation Traitor Who

We all obviously need others to look up to, and be inspirational to us. Ford did a great job as far as putting the presidency back where it belonged, getting the trust back after Nixon. And President Reagan has been one of the most influential presidents.

Steve Garvey

Inspirational Great Trust Job Look

Men may know many things by seeing; but no prophet can see before the event, nor what end waits for him.

Sophocles

Men End Seeing Know Him See

My interest in matters more directly concerned with the handling of particles was growing, in the meantime, stimulated by many contacts with people understanding accelerators.

Simon van der Meer

People Understanding Growing Matters

I worked with Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Tupac! But Tupac was the sweetest man in the world. That whole thug thing was an act - it was silly and dumb. He was a complete gentleman and one of the kindest men I've ever met.

Lori Petty

Men Man World Gentleman Ice Dumb

I treat people based on who they really are, not the name. Everyone has to be respectful and be a human being. No one's above... That's how I carry it with anybody.

Jay-Z

People Treat Name Human Everyone

I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.

Joss Whedon

Time Humor Just Because Way Become

We become what we do.

Chiang Kai-shek

Become

I have two lovely sons and some good memories, but I've had a rather tumultuous personal life. It hasn't been dull; I've been the Hiroshima of love.

Sylvester Stallone

Life Love Good Memories Personal

I've had to deal with all different types of situations - positive and negative and extremes of both.

Shia LaBeouf

Positive Negative Deal Different Had

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

Scott Aukerman

Great Time Myself Comedy First Time

When I first met my agent, I said, If something comes up and it fits my age range and personality, I would like you to send me up for it, even if it specifies blonde or brunette.

Tia Carrere

Age Personality Me Blonde You Said