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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Great Anger You Mad Go Office

You've got to listen to the universe, to life, to God, whatever you want to call it. Because its going to speak to you.

Jillian Michaels

Life God Speak Universe You Want

I thought that if acting didn't work out, I'd have done law school or medical school: probably law to be honest.

Work Medical School Law Thought Out

I look at Seinfeld - he looks like he's having fun. He's just enjoying being Jerry Seinfeld, you know, on 'Seinfeld.'

Jerrod Carmichael

Fun Having Fun You Look Looks Know

When the market goes to hell, it's more of an opportunity than a problem.

John Fredriksen

Opportunity Hell Problem More Market

The Americans all love 'The Holy Grail', and the English all love 'Life Of Brian', and I'm afraid on this one, I side with the English.

Life Love Love Life Afraid Side

I think I never had this grandiose dream of being any country music star. I just slowly progressed into that's what I'm doing.

Music Think Doing Dream Country

Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy, I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

Friend You Mine Knew Jack Senator

The issue is not to ask your customers what they want today, but to try to imagine what the customer is going to want in a world where, for instance, their cellphone is in their glasses.

Today Glasses World Customer Want

I came to the realization that I'm a child of God, and that's my identity. If this all goes tomorrow, I don't have the proverbial rug under me that can be pulled out. I'm taken care of, and there's someone who loves me.

God Identity Child Tomorrow Me Care

War is a defeat for humanity.

Pope John Paul II

War Humanity Defeat

I've never believed in dieting, but there are people out there who have problems. My advice would be don't ever stop yourself to a point where you start craving something, because you end up bingeing. I think the key word is moderation.

Yourself People Start Think Key End

Never set limits, go after your dreams, don't be afraid to push the boundaries. And laugh a lot - it's good for you!

Paula Radcliffe

Good Dreams Your Dreams Limits Push

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