We have to have humor to survive 22 episodes a year of network television.
Sallie Patrick
Recitation: by Male by Female
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Sid Waddell
ThreeLikeThrowingOnions
The most likely victim of actual religious discrimination in British society is a Muslim, but the person who is most likely to feel slighted because of their religion is an evangelical Christian.
Trevor Phillips
ReligionSocietyFeelChristian
The U.S. space program has mythologies attached to pioneering and conquering, but the Russian tradition is very different. In the Russian tradition, the ultimate goal of humanity was to resurrect all humans.
Trevor Paglen
SpaceTraditionHumanityGoalVery
My first really good guitar was a Gibson J-45.
Johnny Rivers
GoodGuitarFirstReallyGibson
Classes were incredibly boring. I took to dreaming. They took to punishing me. I was always working off punishments for not doing what I was supposed to do.
Diana Rigg
MeDoingBoringAlwaysDreamingOff
Trump has said he will dismantle the North American Free Trade Agreement. This would be hugely harmful for Canada and the U.S. and for integration in the region.
Denise Dresser
FreeAmericanCanadaSaidWill
I've raced on all seven continents at least twice. I've probably run thousands of races. But the single race that I'm most proud is a 10K. Yes, a 10K. I ran it with my daughter on her 10th birthday.
Dean Karnazes
BirthdayDaughterProudRunRace
You may have done 20 great shows in a row and come to one, and it doesn't work. You never presume anything.
Bob Newhart
WorkGreatYouDoneNeverAnything
We are the recorders and reporters of facts - not the judges of the behaviors we describe.
Alfred Kinsey
FactsJudgesReportersDescribe
The money that bin Laden inherited was about 20 million dollars over the course of many years, not the much larger sums some have suggested. In 1994, his family cut him off.
Peter Bergen
FamilyMoneyHimOverYearsCut
If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that you'll get anywhere. The hardest thing is dealing with business people who have nothing to do with your art. They could care less that you're up at 4:30 in the morning writing a joke. Don't expect any sympathy from anybody.
Richard Lewis
BusinessMorningPassionArtPeople
As the first Member of Congress from western Washington to serve on the House Agriculture Committee in over 50 years, I am proud to represent the needs of our agriculture community.
Rick Larsen
CommunityI AmProudHouseCongress
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