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Richard Lewis Quotes

American - Comedian | June 29, 1947 -

If you want to devote yourself to the arts, you'd better do it strictly from passion, because there is zero guarantee that you'll get anywhere. The hardest thing is dealing with business people who have nothing to do with your art. They could care less that you're up at 4:30 in the morning writing a joke. Don't expect any sympathy from anybody.

Business Morning Passion Art People

My act is always a work in progress. I pray I have a bad day before a show.

Work Day Progress Bad Day Bad Act

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Funny Me Help Trying Back Quit

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Think Duck Call Most Some Sort

I didn't ever feel close to my real family. I didn't feel validated; I never felt right because I was always wrong.

Family Feel Wrong Never Right Real

There's a thin line between narcissism, even if it's a healthy narcissism, and entertainment.

Healthy Entertainment Line Narcissism

My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

Worry Grandmother She Jewish Things

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

Life Funny Love You Two Days

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

Love Famous Say Being Famous Being

I read somewhere that when I go on stage, people realize that they're not me and they feel better. When I walk off the stage, people know who I really am. I'm not saying it's great comedy, cool comedy or better comedy - but that's what I do, and I do it first for myself.

Great Myself Walk People Me Cool

I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.

Humor People Seeing Never Tell Were

My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it. I'm a storyteller. I do a lot of free association.

Humor Brain Free Talk Everything

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