British - Entertainer | August 10, 1940 - August 11, 2012
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Sid Waddell
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You can get the dart player out of the pub, but you can't get the pub out of the dart player.
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I'm a postmodern commentator, and so, in a cheeky parallel to James Joyce or James Kelman, I get to places, verbally, that are a little unusual - when I talk about Jocky Wilson and end up sounding like a Jackson Pollock of the commentary box.
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That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
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Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
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It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
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He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
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I want the little lassies who are thinking of going to a nightclub in Cardiff to stop to see what that guy's screaming for, or Grandma to put her knitting down to see why that guy's chatting about Alexander the Great. I'm after pulling in, whether it's in Manila, Beijing or whatever, the biggest possible audience.
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Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
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He's as cool as a prized marrow!
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That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
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I'm the world's worst after-dinner speaker. I need pictures to respond to. I was the voice of the lottery balls once and got the sack.
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