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Patton Oswalt Quotes

If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 27, 1969

Topics

Done Want Out Last Drop Weight

I don't pick up toys. I crush them.

Toys Crush Up Pick Them

That Monaco crash was quite a big one - I pulled 33g when I hit the wall, which is a lot. It's a weird sensation - like all my skin and flesh was being pulled off my bones.

Weird Wall Skin Big Bones Off

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Life Comedy You Look Just Around

My style is a little '70s and classic old Hollywood. I incorporate a lot of vintage, bohemian blouses paired with a good wedge.

Mary Helen Bowers

Good Style Vintage Hollywood Classic

I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie.

Proud Think Grandchildren Will Watch

Our main thing we'd have to entertain us: All my uncles would come over, and we'd sit around the living room on a weekend night, and we'd play. That was a big event for me, getting to play. We never did have any percussion.

Me Night Weekend Play Living Never

Together, we will determine the course of America and the world for years to come. We will face challenges. We will confront hardships. But we will get the job done.

Together Job Challenges World Face

I was always taught to be myself, be honest, and be true to my roots.

Myself Roots Be True True Always

Captain Kirk has been a source of pleasure and income for a long time.

William Shatner

Time Long Long Time Captain Pleasure

There will always be people who question your motives.

People Will Question Always Motives

I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.

Prison Thinking Remember Bad Back

With 'PKP,' I did not own the film.

Nushrat Bharucha

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