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Mel Brooks Quotes

American - Comedian | June 28, 1926 -

A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

Music Mathematics Balance Lot

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Funny Comedy Die You Fall Tragedy

If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

You Quiet Living Colorful Got Noisy

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Life Comedy You Look Just Around

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

Mistakes World Long Spinning Dizzy

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

Villain Plan Cinema Movies Up Nasty

Immortality is a by-product of good work.

Work Good Good Work Immortality

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

Good People Chance Stand Comedy You

I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all.

Religion Think Jewish Because Rather

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

Yourself You Person Always Little

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Country Presidents Wives

I only direct in self-defense.

Self-Defense Only Direct

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