I wouldn't poke fun at someone if they were weak. I wouldn't bully somebody.
Chael Sonnen
Recitation: by Male by Female
I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
Jimmy Carr
PeopleBetterFatWriteWithoutAdd
The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn, and shine with increasing clearness on your path.
Jim Rohn
PathLightShineDawnYouMeet
I am trying to work out what my taste is, comedy-wise. I look up to stand up comedians who appear to be telling the truth, but I don't mind if they are lying.
Jessie Cave
WorkTruthI AmMindStand UpStand
We are trying to say that low income and low job opportunities, after a long period of time, tears at the social fabric.
Angus Deaton
TimeJobTearsOpportunitiesTrying
It's easy to make a cue last a lifetime. Don't boil it or freeze it in the trunk of a car. Don't lean it against a wall for years. If you lose a game to a complete idiot, hit the edge of the table in anger with something other than your cue.
Robert Byrne
CarAngerGameIdiotYouLose
President Obama has decided to have the United Nations review the law of Arizona. You have got to be kidding! We're now going to have countries like Cuba, Libya and Uganda sitting in judgment on Arizona's laws? Enough is enough!
Russell Pearce
LawEnoughYouNowSittingCuba
I'm phobic about thunderstorms.
Judy Blume
About
If I look to see what I ever did that, for all I now know, some other man might not have done, I am utterly unable to discover the certainly unique deed.
Josiah Royce
ManI AmUniqueLookKnowDone
I think early in my development as a quarterback, before I ever got a Division I college offer or anything, my brother was in the spotlight, first-round draft pick. People expected me to be him, but I was underdeveloped, undersized, unrecruited... so it was tough at that point.
Jordan Rodgers
BrotherPeopleCollegeMeThink
After college, I went to England and studied for a couple years.
Jonathan Galassi
CollegeYearsEnglandAfterCouple
I'm not making music for people who like Disney shows. I make music for people who like music.
Debby Ryan
MusicPeopleMakeWhoLikeMaking
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Arnold Bennett
NothingMatterAlwaysBehaveHad
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