English - Comedian | September 15, 1972 -
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, but in a properly big and important way. My perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee.
Jimmy Carr
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You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
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I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.
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They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners - well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.
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I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
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You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
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I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
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Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
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More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
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I go around the country and do a simple gag like, 'The property ladder is now a snake' and get a real laugh.
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Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that's partly down to confidence.
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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