American - Author | 1930 - 2016
Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'
Robert Byrne
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
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Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
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A game is great, in my view, only if it can be played happily by a sane person of at least average intelligence for several hours a day for fifty years. Both pool and billiards qualify.
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Partying is such sweet sorrow.
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To err is human, to purr feline.
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To apply spin with security, you must learn to make a snug bridge with your forefinger looped over the cue. When you hit the cueball, follow straight through; don't let your cue rise in the air after impact.
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Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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