Jimmy Carr Quotes

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.

Jimmy Carr

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: September 15, 1972

Topics

PeopleBetterFatWriteWithoutAdd

Many times, we miss out on God's best because we give up too soon. We don't realize how close we are to victory.

Joel Osteen

GodBestVictoryRealizeOutUp

We all know about blogs and how big they are.

John Doerr

KnowBigHowAboutBlogs

I really enjoy acting. At home I can't even finish a sentence, and here I am reading these wonderful lines. I think it must be every housewife's dream, to be an actress part-time.

Meg Tilly

HomeI AmReadingThinkEnjoyDream

The world of sports knows no religious, racial or political differences. Athletes, from whatever land they come, speak the same language. The lessons of competition are lessons for life.

Robert Kennedy

LifeSportsCompetitionWorldSpeak

My life is the road, man. I need to keep moving.

Matthew McConaughey

LifeManMovingRoadMy LifeNeed

When you hear a solo piano, there's a solitude about just one instrument playing. It can be beautiful; it can be sad.

Jean-Marc Vallee

SadBeautifulSolitudeYouPiano

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

Tracy Morgan

BirdCoolStrongPowerfulSharks

You learn a lot about yourself doing physical work.

Rod Stewart

WorkYourselfLearnDoingYouAbout

I'm a fiscal conservative. That's how I define myself.

Rodney Frelinghuysen

MyselfConservativeDefineHow

I'm getting more and more bored with professional sports, but I still watch.

Michael Keaton

SportsProfessionalMoreBoredWatch

I had always been told cooking was a servant's job.

Michael Mina

CookingJobAlwaysServantBeenHad

I wasn't out there pretending I was a conservative Democrat. I'm somebody who has talked a lot about and has done the act of running as who you are.

Jason Kander

YouDoneConservativePretendingOut

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