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Fred Willard Quotes

I never think I'm old enough to play someone's dad, even though I have a daughter of my own and a grandson.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 18, 1939

Topics

Daughter Think Someone Enough Play

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Funny Day Amazing World Every Day

One thing people always say to me: 'Keep playing.'

People Me Say Always Playing Keep

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.

Jennifer Aniston

Funny I Am Thought Kind Idea How

'Uff da,' for the unenlightened, is Norwegian for 'oy vey' and is a common expression in Minnesotese.

Expression Common Norwegian

I think you're not a human being unless you have doubts and fears.

Mike Krzyzewski

Think You Human Human Being Being

The best-kept secret about Don Johnson is the fact that he is a terrific actor.

Actor Secret Fact He About Terrific

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

Women Dating Dumb First Started

What mom cares about most is that I'm happy, healthy and enjoying my life.

Life Happy Mom My Life Healthy Most

I had spent so many years on 'Law & Order: UK' being a downtrodden detective standing on Hammersmith Bridge at six o'clock in the morning, being rained and snowed on, and I thought, 'I'll have a bit of a change of direction in my career and go and do 'SunTrap' in Gran Canaria.'

Change Morning Law Bridge Direction

Congress did a good thing back in 1995 in passing the Deep Water Royalty Relief Act. That act did a simple thing. It provided automatic royalty relief for new leases for 5 years in the deep waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

Good Water Simple Deep Royalty Back

Women's issues have always been a part of my life.

Life Women My Life Always Been Part

I judge everybody on the Farage Test. Number one, would I employ them? Number two, would I go for a drink with them?

Judge Go Test Drink Two Would

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