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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 29, 1954

Topics

Funny Day Amazing World Every Day

My children were attacked by the Minnesota media when I was governor.

Children Media Minnesota Governor

I trained as a ballet dancer till I was 18, so I would really like to get back to it. I'd love it if there was a part that meant I could do both acting and ballet, as they're both so close to my heart.

Jessica Brown Findlay

Love Heart Back Acting Get Would

You know, I eat, I ate pretty well anyway so, I'm basically living the same, I just curtailed the stupidity.

Stupidity You Know Living Same Eat

Any item in your wardrobe should satisfy one of two criteria: utility and joy.

Joy Two Your Utility Wardrobe Item

Somehow I have managed to delay looking old. In reality I have good genes.

Michael Schumacher

Good Looking Reality Old Genes

I grew up with a truck. My dad had one, so I like trucks.

Truck Up Like Had Trucks Grew

My shirt and my hat always say 'World Champion' in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, 'Star Wars' language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid language.

Judah Friedlander

Hat World Champion Language Say

I suppose I could be accused of taking acting too seriously and losing the fun of it. I do take my work very seriously; I take on the responsibility of it.

Work Responsibility Fun Losing Take

Elizabeth Taylor was the first star for whom an offscreen narrative was equally as important as an onscreen one. Her private life became as much of a driving force of her fame and success as any role she played in the movies.

William J. Mann

Life Success Driving Fame Movies

Britain does not normally these days play a huge part in peacekeeping.

Play Days Part Peacekeeping Does

The best love stories on film are rooted in the point of view of the more woundable, vulnerable party, the more amorous party.

Love Best View Point Of View Party

I'm totally normal. I love watching movies and hanging out with my friends at my house. I still go to the mall; I love to text and go on my computer. I'm totally normal - sounds kind of boring, right?

Love Friends House Go Movies Boring

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