American - Comedian | September 12, 1967 -
I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
Louis C. K.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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