Humor can be one of our best survival tools.
Allen Klein
Recitation: by Male by Female
I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.
Jenny Eclair
StyleMixMuchVerySchizophrenic
Dig into life with wild roving abandon, opening your mind to the delicious possibilities that perplex the mind, entice the heart, and excite the spirit.
Maximillian Degenerez
LifeHeartMindPossibilitiesWild
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
Jeff Foxworthy
BabyDoorBornWatchingCatWet
Every individual should have both the right to join a union and the right to not join a union should they so choose. It's about basic human freedom.
Michael Baumgartner
FreedomChooseHumanRightUnion
Anything is possible if you're willing to work for it.
Rob Dyrdek
WorkYouPossibleAnythingWilling
History is about loops and continuums.
Mike Bidlo
HistoryAboutLoops
Man will never understand woman and vice versa. We are oil and water. An equal level can never be maintained, as one will always excel where the other doesn't, and that breeds resentment.
Dionne Warwick
WaterWomanManUnderstandNever
To me, there's no greater reward than being around people you care about and can be present with.
Diane Lane
PeopleMeCarePresentYouReward
I will always do what's best for the football team.
Brock Osweiler
BestFootballTeamWillAlways
I started putting a wire up in secret and performing without permission. Notre Dame, the Sydney Harbor Bridge, the World Trade Center. And I developed a certitude, a faith that convinced me that I will get safely to the other side. If not, I will never do that first step.
Philippe Petit
FaithStepMeBridgeWorldNever
Never cosign a loan. Once you have cosigned, you cannot get out of it - even on your deathbed.
Suze Orman
YouLoanNeverOutGetCannot
In Colombia, where I was born and raised, women like my mother considered their appearance and personal grooming a matter of principle. There was never an occasion where she didn't show up looking picture-perfect.
Nina Garcia
MotherWomenLookingAppearanceBorn
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