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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 6, 1958

Topics

Baby Door Born Watching Cat Wet

I love doing period work, like all the trappings and the wigs and everything. It really helps when it's such a different world that you're immersing yourself in; it helps to get into the story, I think, and step into that different place.

Work Love Yourself Step World Think

Palestinians are Christian, Muslims, atheist, Buddhist - you name it. And the majority I know have nothing against Judaism and everything against Israeli oppression.

Name Christian You Know Nothing

The Vikings certainly didn't write anything about themselves; it was not a literate, but rather a pagan, culture. So what we get was written later by Christian monks. But there were occasional reportings and recordings of people who had traded usually with the Vikings.

Culture People Christian Write Get

Growing up, the only Asian face I saw on air was Connie Chung or extras on M*A*S*H. That was it. You could either be Chinese delivery guy No. 4 or maybe one day read the news.

Day Growing Up Face You Growing Air

That's the key to success, isn't it? It has to be fun.

Success Fun Key Key To Success

What a man knows is everywhere at war with what he wants.

Joseph Wood Krutch

Man War Knows He Wants Everywhere

Put a compass to paper and trace a circle. Then tell me which other country has such a concentration of places like Amalfi, Naples, Ischia, Procida, Sorrento, Positano, Pompeii, and Capri.

Diego Della Valle

Me Circle Country Compass Places

I went to medical school because I wanted to ask the big questions. Do we have a soul? Does God exist? What happens after death?

God Soul Death Medical School Ask

I don't know if I'd want to do that anymore, because you always get bigger laughs on college campuses. So, when the film plays in front of a city audience, you've probably cut too loosely.

City College You Know Want Audience

If I just retweet the nice things, it rings hollow after a while.

Nice Rings Things Just Hollow After

From my point of view, 'Stranger in a Strange Land' isn't just a science fiction masterpiece; it also happens to be one of my favorite books ever.

Science View Point Of View Land

My sisters were teenagers when I was born, so the last thing they wanted was a little nappy-headed boy running around. I would imitate them or copy things off TV.

Brian Tyree Henry

Born Copy Boy Little Things Off

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