Chris Gethard Quotes

As a stand-up, as a storyteller, as an improviser, I've done thousands of shows. They allow me to work out new material that might turn into something later. They let me keep my muscles sharp for when the rent-paying gigs do come along. They keep me sane.

Chris Gethard

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 23, 1980

Topics

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There's something about the kind of unconditional wild joy of creating that you have with your siblings that I am always trying to get back to.

Jill Soloway

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I play volleyball on the beach. It's a great way to work out and have fun.

Jessica Sanchez

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If our games can help people, that's the best reward we can get.

Jenova Chen

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Marines dying or being seriously wounded is commonplace in combat.

John F. Kelly

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If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me.

Anderson Cooper

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There's a lot of things I nerd out over. Quantum Mechanics. I also love Dungeons and Dragons. I want to be an astronaut.

Analeigh Tipton

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Cyclists are insane. You're going through the Alps, climbing up mountains. There's this circus around them. They're so tough. When they have a day off, they go out and cycle 100 miles.

Stephen Frears

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In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.

Stephen Jay Gould

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The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money... But we are not going to buy Yahoo!

Sumner Redstone

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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley

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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Rita Rudner

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People want to marry me for companionship. No thanks! I've got my cats for that!

Ruth Rendell

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