Rita Rudner Quotes

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

Rita Rudner

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No, I don't want to talk about River. I have nothing to say about it that I would want to be public.

Joaquin Phoenix

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I've been learning martial arts since I was 8 years old.

Jet Li

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I don't miss politics.

Jeb Bush

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I believe if you come out of a movie and the first thing you say is, 'The cinematography was beautiful,' it's a bad movie.

John Waters

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There is one, and only one, thing in modern society more hideous than crime namely, repressive justice.

Simone Weil

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No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

Trey Parker

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For the first time in a while, I must be honest, I really genuinely look forward to coming to work every day.

Treat Williams

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We have to keep up our guard. We won't get the risk of Ebola to zero in the U.S. until we stop it in West Africa. And Ebola is hard to fight. It requires intensity. It requires speed and flexibility.

Tom Frieden

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There is no substitute for American leadership and exceptionalism.

Michael T. Flynn

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I really did have a very egalitarian upbringing.

Michael Moorcock

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I'm always writing at night - things I would change, things I would do differently. When I write a note, it sticks in my head differently.

Don Mattingly

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Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture, our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize.

Christine O'Donnell

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