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Jonathan Van Ness Quotes

I'm really about body positivity and self-love, and I will definitely push the boundary with a pink midriff-baring top.

Jonathan Van Ness

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: March 28, 1987

Topics

Pink Push Self-Love Body Will Top

When I started out in the late '80s, my act was pretty terrible, and for years, I kind of toiled in obscurity. I don't believe in a hierarchy in comedy; I feel that a person deserves respect the first time they get onstage, and after that, they just have to be funny and get more consistent.

Funny Respect Time Believe Comedy

I do not support raising the minimum wage, and the reason is as follows. When the minimum wage is raised, workers are priced out of the market. That is the economic reality that seems, at least so far, to be missing from this discussion.

Support Reality Minimum Wage Reason

Growing up in Britain as a rather loose Jew, the two things that didn't belong together were freedom and religious intensity. In America, they do. The Founding Fathers made a bet that if you didn't force everyone to profess religion in their own particular way, you could protect intellectual freedom, and religion would flourish.

Freedom Together Religion Growing Up

The only way into truth is through one's own annihilation; through dwelling a long time in a state of extreme and total humiliation.

Truth Time Truth Is Long Long Time

My oldest boy is 14, and he's not in that kind of awkward stage where, when we talk about girls, or there's a hot girl walking by - they're just so shy; it's weird.

Girl Weird Walking Kind Shy Talk

The first case of Ebola diagnosed in the United States has caused some to call on the United States to ban travel for anyone from the countries in West Africa facing the worst of the Ebola epidemic. That response is understandable. It's only human to want to protect ourselves and our families.

Travel Want Africa Worst Protect

I confess I've never felt like a passenger.

Never Like Felt Passenger Confess

Life is not worth living if I cannot have pasta or bread again.

Life Worth Bread Living Pasta Again

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

Myself Creative Me Chaos Comedy Out

When you are too specific on a target, it can drain you. Ask me where I will be when I am 60, and I will have no answer to give.

Christian Louboutin

I Am Me You Target Will Ask

Relative to most people I know, I am comfortable just about anywhere. I went to 20 schools before the 8th grade because my father couldn't hold a job. We moved every six months. I had to adjust.

Father Job I Am People Know Adjust

Many people feel that unions aren't militant enough for them and don't do anything.

People Feel Enough Unions Anything

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