Andy Kindler Quotes

When I started out in the late '80s, my act was pretty terrible, and for years, I kind of toiled in obscurity. I don't believe in a hierarchy in comedy; I feel that a person deserves respect the first time they get onstage, and after that, they just have to be funny and get more consistent.

Andy Kindler

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It's very hard to fake. When you see Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig in 'Bridesmaids,' you can tell they really love each other.

Jessica St. Clair

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Capitalism believes that its remit is exclusively to make maximum short-term profits.

Jeremy Grantham

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Like most women, I always dreamed of becoming a mother.

Mayte Garcia

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Getting married was the best thing I've ever done.

Megan Fox

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If I despised myself, it would be no compensation if everyone saluted me, and if I respect myself, it does not trouble me if others hold me lightly.

Max Nordau

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I try to motivate people and align our individual incentives with organizational incentives. And then let people do their best.

John Liu

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I have called the co-host job at the 'Today Show' my dream job, and I would be lying if I said it was easy to leave that job.

Ann Curry

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I generally like to stay fit.

Amy Jackson

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My karate skills are very limited. I'm a green belt.

Molly Quinn

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In the early '90s, my cousin gave me a Snoop Dogg cassette tape, and the rawness of the lyrics were something new to me.

Lukas Forchhammer

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A lot of people, because of my contempt for the false consolations of religion, think of me as a symbolic public opponent of that in extremis. And sometimes that makes me feel a bit alarmed, to be the repository of other people's hope.

Christopher Hitchens

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I get up in the morning, get to the office, and write until about six o'clock in the evening.

Clive Cussler

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