American - Comedian | October 7, 1942 -
I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?
Joy Behar
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I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.
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I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.
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I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.
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The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.
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I want a man in my life, not in my house.
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It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
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I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
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Madeleine Albright, when you see her, she's not a beautiful woman and she's getting older. But you're saying that woman has gravitas. She knows what she's talking about.
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Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'
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I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.
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You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!
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