American - Comedian | October 16, 1956 -
You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.
Andy Kindler
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I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, and someone says they love that Adam Sandler movie where he dresses up as his twin sister - well, I don't want to make people feel bad for how they feel about things. I'm always courteous, not mean.
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I'm interested in Jeff Bridges. I love that guy. And I did like Carey Mulligan in 'An Education.' And I love Meryl Streep, but if they could ban 'Julie & Julia,' I'd be in favor of that.
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I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold.
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'The Graduate' should have won best picture over 'In the Heat of the Night.'
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I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.
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My goal is to be exactly how I am offstage - although I realize I'm supposed to punctuate it with jokes.
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My favorite comedians are basically themselves onstage.
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I have a true love for the old style of Catskill comic. There's a joy in discovering a bad joke... and then there's the joy of delivering it like, 'Isn't this a hacky joke?'
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I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area.
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I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.
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I did not sell Amway, but I sold Shaklee, which was an Amway-type product sold through multi-level marketing.
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