Maz Jobrani Quotes

One thing about D.C. that's funny to me is that you end up running into famous political figures who you've seen on television who you think are not real until you see them.

Maz Jobrani

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I've been talking about the centrality of libraries in our information society for a while now.

Matthew Lesko

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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.

Amy Sedaris

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Social Security is the very foundation of retirement security for millions of Americans.

Sue Kelly

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It's still a trip for me to see somebody that I've only seen on television or in a movie. When they are there in real life, it's very different. When we played Detroit, Kevin Costner played before us.

Rodney Atkins

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When you walk, you need the leg to swing back and forth underneath you. It needs to flex at a certain point, then extend as you follow through your gait. Now, that function doesn't really help at all while I'm standing on my dirt bike or snowmobile.

Mike Schultz

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Our own State Department polls say that 80 percent of Iraqis view the United States as an unpopular occupier.

Marty Meehan

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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Mitch Hedberg

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'7 Years' is, you could say, a song that eats its own children. That we need to get past the song and get to the person and get to the record and get to the music so we can keep releasing.

Lukas Forchhammer

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I'm the oldest of four children, and when I was young, I used to get the blackboard out and make my brothers and sisters sit in front of me while I taught class. They all thought I wanted to be a teacher, but I didn't. I was impersonating my teachers.

Lucy Davis

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Often when I talk about what I do, making isn't just this inevitable function tacked on at the end.

Jonathan Ive

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The great American tradition is one of pluralism, not exclusive secularism. The strength of our country is reflected in the contributions that we all make to the common good.

Donald Wuerl

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Warlords, dictators and terrorists are normally okay with the U.S., as long as they do the bidding of U.S. corporate interests.

Brendan Sexton III

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