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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

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I Am King Sorry Think You Pen

The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

Sad Because Cannot Poem Yours Wants

It is foolish for Republicans to continue opening the door to job-killing tax hikes while Democrats refuse to explain how they propose to reform mandatory spending - mostly entitlements - that makes up almost two-thirds of the federal budget.

Door Budget Tax Explain Opening Up

When you realize that we're the spirit that's in our bodies and our bodies are like the vehicles that take us around, you realize that you have to take care of that body.

Melissa Etheridge

Care Take Care You Body Spirit Take

In the end, being the writer on set is a bit like having organised a big party, but you're not allowed to eat or drink anything. You just have to stand in the corner.

End Stand You Party Drink Eat

I sense very little appetite for green efforts to persuade people to accept a frozen or declining standard of living for the sake of the environment. Recessions remind us that economic retreat or stagnation is painful, whatever the goal.

People Green Environment Goal Living

Steve Ballmer never used to be someone who let facts speak for themselves. In the 1990s, he was the hyper-energetic Microsoft exec yelling 'Developers! Developers! Developers!' at an all-hands meeting in Safeco field.

Speak Facts Someone Meeting Never

Fail I alone, in words and deeds? Why, all men strive and who succeeds?

Robert Browning

Alone Men Words Why Strive Deeds

You will never go wrong with actually photographing process. It's primitive. Humans love to see the bipedal animal in us finish things. We just like it!

Learn Country More Searching Always

Isn't that the definition of a star? Someone who can get a film made?

Someone Star Film Get Who Made

Doing eight shows a week is hard.

Brian Stokes Mitchell

Doing Week Hard Eight Shows

They say 'expect the worst.' I say 'Expect the best and even better will happen.'

Best Better Say Will Worst They Say

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