Jen Lancaster Quotes

I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee.

Jen Lancaster

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 5, 1967

Topics

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Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Jimmy Carr

BestWinDoingInsuranceYouWonder

I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.

Jo Brand

YouKnowRealMaid

Darwin talks about evolution, but he doesn't say how it started. Maybe the sense of mystery will dissolve in the face of science, but I am not so sure. We are all described by the human genome, but it's getting people nowhere.

Melvyn Bragg

ScienceI AmPeopleFaceMystery

To one who loves his country in all its parts, it is natural to rejoice in whatever contributes to the prosperity and honor and marks the stability and progress of any portion of its people.

Jefferson Davis

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I have tons of jewelry. I like to wear a lot of it.

Amber Tamblyn

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I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.

Stephen Colbert

JustComedian

My mum is the biggest Joni Mitchell fan, and my dad loves Neil Young.

Sigrid

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I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

Tre Cool

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Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet.

Ronald Reagan

KnowRepublicanLatinosJust

I'm especially drawn to the sand dunes. I love driving around and exploring them by dune buggy.

Mo Farah

LoveDrivingSandExploringAround

I feel like not only are 'Parenthood' fans passionate, but that passion has grown over the run of the show and people got more invested as the show has gone on. That really does help keep shows on the air.

Jason Katims

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The people who have recently come to this country to work and better their lives should be given the same opportunities that our parents, grandparents, and ancestors were given.

Jose Serrano

WorkParentsPeopleOpportunities

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