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Jimmy Carr Quotes

Even if you're doing the national insurance awards, there's still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: September 15, 1972

Topics

Best Win Doing Insurance You Wonder

Modesty is a learned affectation. And as soon as life slams the modest person against the wall, that modesty drops.

Life Wall Person Modesty Drops Soon

We've been paying for 100 percent of preventive care. But if you're not getting annual physicals, then you're not going to gain a financial incentive, so effectively your insurance premium with us will go up.

Financial Care Insurance You Go Up

If you can't make 40% on your money in Russia, you're a fool.

Money Fool You Russia Make Your

As a reporter in Israel, I have interviewed hundreds of people in its intelligence and defense establishments and studied thousands of classified documents that revealed a hidden history, surprising even in the context of Israel's already fierce reputation.

History Intelligence People Fierce

I will be the first to admit that getting votes and getting an audience are two different things. For example, a politician really can't be elected if he's hated by half the people. A talk show host, however, can be an overwhelming national phenomenon while being hated by half the people.

People Admit Will Talk First Two

I never watched any award show.

Lukas Forchhammer

Award Never Show Watched Any

I wasn't really an old-time breakdown fiddler.

Breakdown Old-Time Really Fiddler

We want justice, but at the same time, we gotta love and come together and bring unity, and I feel it's gonna happen.

Love Time Justice Together Unity

One of the obvious things that went wrong with Multics as a commercial success was just that it was sort of over-engineered in a sense. There was just too much in it.

Success Wrong Too Much Things Sense

I am not nice. That has gotten me into a lot of trouble.

I Am Me Trouble Nice Lot Am

While the story about the hunt for bin Laden has been exhaustively reported and the key sources and witnesses are in agreement about the main points of the narrative, of course, it's still possible that we could learn new details about the story that would add to the narrative.

Story Key Details Learn Possible

What is important to me is that when I write something, people listen to me. I provide my wisdom to people, whether they agree or not.

Nouriel Roubini

Wisdom People Me Important Listen

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