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Stephen Colbert Quotes

I'm not just a pundit - I'm a comedian.

Stephen Colbert

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 13, 1964

Topics

Just Comedian

Let us not suffer from a national amnesia that causes us to forget who and what we are.

Forget Suffer Us Who Amnesia Causes

A degree of lying - you know, white lies - seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication.

Communication You White Know Lying

In France, President Francois Hollande is leveraging the next wave of the Internet to jumpstart economic reforms and create jobs for hundreds of thousands of citizens. A historically socialist government, France has had the courage to quickly implement unique partnerships with the business community to drive entrepreneurial spirit and thinking.

John T. Chambers

Business Community Courage Government

The Internet tempts us to think that because an email or a new website can be accessed in seconds that everything works at the same instant speed. Art is more like the growth of a plant. It needs time and space.

Growth Time Art Space Think Plant

I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.

Tired Letters Will Punctuation

I nearly drowned in the Xingu River in Brazil some years ago. When I was given my life back, I decided I wanted to make some changes, so I left acting to concentrate on producing films. I wanted to be in control of my own life.

Life River Control My Life Acting

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

Martina Navratilova

Dog Look Know Meat Room Sure

McDonald's is in a unique position. They can decide they don't want meat with hormones in it, and that will be the end of hormones in meat. I actually think exerting pressure on McDonald's is probably just as important as on the Department of Agriculture.

Think End Pressure Unique McDonald

When I have a chunk of time that I can really dedicate to music, I really want to get into it. I want to do some really hard stuff and push myself.

Lucia Micarelli

Music Time Myself Push I Can Want

Life for rent means that my life isn't really my own, I only rented it for a while, but if I don't manage to buy it, to own it, then nothing of what I think is mine is really mine.

Life Think My Life Nothing My Own

Washington isn't utterly dysfunctional.

Washington Dysfunctional Utterly

The packaged food business environment is very Darwinian. You're fighting for survival every year; you evolve and grow or you die. It's really that simple.

Business Food Simple Grow Fighting

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