Will Rogers Quotes

American - Actor | November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

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People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

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