American - Actor | November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
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A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
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