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Will Rogers Quotes

American - Actor | November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there.

You Run Will Right Over Sit

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

People Laugh Cry Never Onion Been

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

Father Seeing Washington Him Us Bet

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Today Too Much Yesterday Never Up

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Year Go Said Things Last Year Last

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Day Newspaper Only Read Eight Town

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Sports Hate Yourself Mind Game Golf

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Debt Never May Come Like Worrying

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Politics You Party Admit More Worse

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

Why Never Anything Democrats Agree

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

Dog Time Down Go Now Out

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Golf Tax More Income Tax Liars Out

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