American - Comedian | January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946
I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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