W. C. Fields Quotes

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.

W. C. Fields

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

Topics

WomanNightSurviveColdOutdoors

I wasn't a great student, but I was interested in this theater thing, and I could spend hours in the library researching why the cuffs in the 18th century had four buttons. It was my handle.

Jimmy Smits

GreatLibraryStudentWhyHandle

Don't underestimate your kids. Don't be condescending, because they're children but they're not stupid.

Steve Carell

ChildrenStupidUnderestimateKids

The Dalai Lama. He is a very wise man of great inner peace who believes that happiness is the purpose of our lives. Through his teachings and leadership, he continues to make this world a better place in which to live.

Sidney Sheldon

LeadershipLiveHappinessGreatMan

When monetary policy destroys the currency, it always destroys the middle class.

Ron Paul

ClassAlwaysPolicyMiddleCurrency

I don't think of myself as anything more than a person who sits in the living room with you telling you a story. I just happen to be in 16 million living rooms.

Milo Ventimiglia

MyselfStoryThinkYouLivingMore

I quit my job just to quit. I didn't quit my job to write fiction. I just didn't want to work anymore.

Don DeLillo

WorkJobWantQuitWriteFiction

I actually enjoy wearing the corsets required in some period films.

Dinah Sheridan

EnjoySomeWearingPeriodActually

After two years of hard work and debate, Congress has passed a highway bill that will help fuel our economy by creating roughly 500,000 new jobs, as well as address many critical transportation needs in Ohio and the 18th Congressional District.

Bob Ney

WorkHard WorkHelpTransportation

Certain political figures think when you call them and ask them for a comment; that you are somehow doing something that you shouldn't be doing.

Bob Woodward

ThinkPoliticalDoingYouAskCall

Mohamed Al Fayed took Fulham from the second tier to where they are today.

Shahid Khan

TodayWhereSecondTookAl

I'm not connected to the Trump campaign in any way, shape, or form.

Thomas Peterffy

ConnectedWayShapeTrumpFormAny

I have a great family myself so I know if you don't have a family you've got nothing. Nothing else can take the place of the family - not girlfriends or a career.

Ricky Schroder

FamilyGreatMyselfYouCareerKnow

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