American - Comedian | December 1, 1970 -
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
Sarah Silverman
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.
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I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.
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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
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I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.
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