American - Comedian | December 1, 1970 -
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
Sarah Silverman
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I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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