American - Comedian | December 1, 1970 -
I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah! That's how it's done!' But for me it's the audience. If I feel connected to them, I have so much fun, and if not, it stinks.
Sarah Silverman
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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I like my life alone.
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When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
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I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage.
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