Sarah Silverman Quotes

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.

Sarah Silverman

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The American taxpayers should not have to send one more penny on the Administration's Iraq misadventure. Let's give our troops the supplies they need to get out of Iraq safely. Let's bring our troops home.

John Conyers

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It's no fun to be a struggling young actor. It's a desperate thing, no way to be happy. If you have any alternative, you should take it.

Tommy Lee Jones

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I really admire the great Japanese artists who could change their name three times in a lifetime. You could get rid of one and renew yourself.

Tony Harrison

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If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be doing sitcoms.

Roger Rees

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All I can say is I am sensitive to discrimination on any basis because I have experienced that upset.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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I spend my time being a retailer, not an economist.

Mike Duke

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When a species wants to tap the collective intelligence of a population, they don't take a poll; they don't take a vote. They form a real-time system.

Louis B. Rosenberg

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The years that remain are clearly limited. When you're 80, you attend a lot more funerals. A lot more people are having a hard time and are ill.

Judith Viorst

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Being closed to outsiders made the iPhone reliable and predictable.

Jonathan Zittrain

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As with the butterfly, adversity is necessary to build character in people.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

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I always thought the women of song don't get along, and I don't know why that is.

Joni Mitchell

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I've fought in front of thousands of people and never responded to the crowd. I got there, did my job, and left.

Jose Aldo

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