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Ron White Quotes

Let's face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

Topics

Me Road Face Stuff Happens Material

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

Amazing Muscle Shaving Definition

The joy about the recording is that you are your own boss. You don't have a director telling you how to do it.

Boss Joy You Director Own Recording

My dread is for my show to be a nostalgia act. So the key to it is how do we keep it fresh?

Key Nostalgia Fresh Act Keep Show

Gone are the days when a gentleman lightly took your hand in his and brushed his lips across it, or tipped his hat to acknowledge you as he chivalrously stepped aside to let you pass.

Hat Gentleman Lips You Hand Gone

I know how critical it is to make sure that people with pre-existing conditions have affordable insurance, and states are able to do that.

People Insurance Know Sure Critical

Growing up, me and my mom never really talked about me being gay.

Me Mom Growing Up Gay Growing Never

You don't have to be positive all the time.

Positive Time You

My wife Santa is a fanatical skier, going to Klosters many times a year. To please her, I have for 12 years tried to ski, abseil, mountain-climb, para-scend, heli-ski, land-lauf, ice-skate, toboggan, luge, bobsleigh, yodel, gulp gluhwein, dunk bread in cheese fondue, or even walk in the mountains. I have failed at every one of these pursuits.

Simon Sebag Montefiore

Walk Wife Mountains Year Cheese Her

The ad industry thinks their clients are their customers. They think the companies who pay for the production are the ones they are supposed to serve. So the ads they produce make their clients happy... but infuriate the rest of us.

Happy Rest Think Clients Pay Serve

It was under Wilson, of course, that the first huge parts of the Marxist program, such as the progressive income tax, were incorporated into the American system.

Robert W. Welch, Jr.

American Tax First Income Tax System

Liberals sit from this lofty perch of pomposity, but they are the champions of ignorance. They don't know what they're talking about.

Ignorance Talking Champions Know Sit

I won't lie, I didn't know there was a concert. I've always known about the Nobel Peace Prize and the different prizes given out for science and this and that, but I didn't know there was a concert the day after. When they said, 'You're going to perform in Norway for the Nobel Peace Prize concert,' I was like, 'All right, I'm there.'

Science Day Peace Lie You Know

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