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Phyllis Diller Quotes

American - Comedian | July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

Baseball Know Millionaire Like Kids

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

Good Beauty Deep Skin Core Only

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

Pain Mother-In-Law Out Her Left Had

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

Time Argument New Three Bank Get

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

You Down Real Reason See Head

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

Father Me Call Used Laughing Hyena

The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.

Learn Career Say Hello Audience Get

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