Phyllis Diller Quotes

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

Phyllis Diller

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Topics

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I think there's a danger that we're moving towards a state where the people we are expected to admire are almost not human anymore, and I don't like that. I prefer it when someone looks like a nice person, and you think, 'I could have a laugh with them in the pub.'

Jo Brand

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Normal people have sex lives of their own to worry about.

Jessica Cutler

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I think it's really a sign of great American strength that we do invest the money we do in technology, in these hard projects, in NASA.

John M. Grunsfeld

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I like the way you can circumvent the media gatekeepers and go right to the people. That's my favorite thing about Twitter.

Rob Lowe

PeopleMediaYouGoWayRight

I support workplace clean air. But a federal ban on smoking would mean that you couldn't smoke in your own home. I don't care what people do in their home.

Mike Huckabee

HomeSupportPeopleCareSmoking

I used to be a very, very heavy weight lifter. I weighed about 210, 215. And I used to put a lot of weight on my back. I squatted over 500 pounds.

Montel Williams

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What we play is life.

Louis Armstrong

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When interviews are too cosy, I don't enjoy them.

Louis Theroux

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I have one of the self-driving Teslas; it drives itself periodically. It's a marvel of science, but it's still frightening. I think we've got a while before regulators and the general public wrap their heads around the path that will lead to the ubiquity of driverless cars. There's no doubt Uber will be a leader in that space.

Chris Sacca

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After securing security, we can be confident that our achievements will be safeguarded and also have the capacity to construct infrastructure such as regional railways, airports, and highways that will facilitate trade and help us to integrate faster.

Ali Bongo Ondimba

ConfidentHelpSecurityWillTrade

Let's not confuse traditional behaviours with good manners. The definition of etiquette is gender neutral - it simply means we strive at all times to ensure a person in our company feels at ease.

Lynn Coady

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Replace judgment with curiosity.

Lynn Nottage

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