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Mark Twain Quotes

American - Author | November 30, 1835 - April 21, 1910

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

Education Long Run More Soap Deadly

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

Place Wit Tail Knows His Procession

If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Morning Best Job First Eat Frog

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Race Human Finish Hang Human Race

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

First Sinner Twenty Minutes Saved

The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

Society Person Skin More Clothing

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

Truth Truth Is Wrong Nothing Will

My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

Great Water Wine Books Like Drinks

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

Man Loved Will Things Get He

We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

World Bear Ark Liberties

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

People Kings Right Only Use Editors

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.

Man Stand Prosperity Mean Us Few

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