There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
Mark Twain
Recitation: by Male by Female
I was Renee Zellweger's fat doppelganger. If she ever played in a movie where she needed to be fat, apparently I could be her stunt double.
Jewel
FatSheDoubleHerWhereStunt
We were watching the first series recently, and it has a charm, a kind of amateur charm. At that point we didn't involve ourselves technically at all - we just messed about and told our jokes - and it looks a bit like that.
Jennifer Saunders
LooksKindFirstWatchingJokesOur
I don't want to hurt anybody or be offensive. But I don't want to not be me.
Melanie Chisholm
MeHurtWantOffensiveAnybody
I consider myself more of an international artist than I do a one-territory artist, which I think is a blessing.
Melanie Fiona
BlessingMyselfThinkArtistMore
I'm a New Yorker, so I don't own a car, but I rent a lot of cars.
Michael Bastian
CarNewRentOwnLotYorker
When my mother was born on 14 April, he named her after a Latin American holiday, the Day of Americas, that nobody knew about. My due date also happened to be 14 April.
America Ferrera
MotherDayAmericanHolidayBorn
When advertisers ignore diversity, it is because they don't think the lives of others matter. There is not enough of a financial imperative for those lives to matter.
Roxane Gay
DiversityThinkFinancialIgnore
I've got no hamstring in the middle. I'm basically running on two hamstrings on my right leg and three on the other. That injury has probably changed my whole career. I've been compromised from the age of 19.
Michael Owen
AgeCareerThreeRightTwoMiddle
When it comes to serious cuts to major programs like Medicaid, the American people are not calling for leadership but magic. They want cuts with no pain.
Juan Williams
LeadershipPainPeopleAmericanWant
I would like all my friends, followers, fans and fellow travelers to know that I am fighting cancer and will therefore be taking a break from performing while getting the treatment and cure. I shall of course be continuing to write music - in my world it just has to be part of the therapy - and I fully expect to be back in good shape next year.
Jon Lord
GoodMusicI AmWorldFightingYear
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast.
Jon Scieszka
FunnyTimeDayBreakfastShortOld
I used to get stressed out, but my cancer has put everything into perspective.
Delta Goodrem
PerspectiveEverythingOutStressed
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